Ty: *Grabs Keys*
Maya: CAN I COME TOO PLEASE OH PLEASE
Ty: Sorry, girl. Not this time. I’ve gotta go vote.
Maya: Vote? What is vote?
Ty: It’s kind of like picking your owner… kinda…
Maya: Wow. Must be nice.
Ty: Hey now. What’s that supposed to mean?
Maya: Nothing. So who will you do a vote on?
Ty: Well there’s a lot of people running… I–
Maya: Do any of them like dogs?? *Tail Wagging*
Ty: You know, I’m really not sure on that one actually.
Maya: *Tail stops wagging* Wut. This is important knowledgez, Ty.
Ty: I mean, I’m sure they would all say that they like dogs..
Maya: Well are any of them nice?
Ty: Honestly, I don’t think I’d want to be around most of them…
Maya: …does any of them give treats?
Ty: It’s sort of a give and take balance with them.
Maya: ………. belly rubs??
Ty: One has been known to smell and play with people’s hair? Does that count?
Maya: ……. no. Ty this is bad. You can’t vote for any of them!
Ty: Well, they may not be perfect but it’s my responsibility to pick who I think is best.
Maya: But they are all worst?
Ty: I didn’t say it was an easy choice. It takes a lot of research and self examination.
Maya: Oh I hate those.
Ty: Yeah me too, but it’s important.
Maya: You can vote for anyone?
Ty: Yep, just about.
Maya: I would vote for you. ❤️
Ty: Oh you’re so sweet. I love you too. ❤️
Maya: ❤️ soooooo….. can I come too?