Ty: There is dog hair inside the DVD player. This is becoming a problem.
Maya: Fur is no problem.
Ty: IT IS EVERYWHERE.
Maya: Be calm. Do a lay.
Ty: This morning there was dog hair on my toothbrush!
Maya: I see no problem.
Ty: How would you like it if I put my hair on your toothbrush?
Maya: My toothbrush is your finger covered in toothpaste.
Ty: It’s still annoying. Plus, I didn’t even know that it was there until after I finished brushing!
Maya: Is just hair. Be calm.
Ty: Do you know how much money we spend on lint rollers?
Maya: Wut is money? Can I have one?
Ty: That’s it. It’s time to brush you.
Maya: You can’t punish me just because it’s shedding season! I have insecurities!
Ty: It’s not a punishment. Most dogs like being brushed. And what insecurities?!
Maya: My hair. It is insecurely attached to me.
Ty: That’s not– Look. Just come here.
Maya: Noooooooo don’t wanna brush!
Ty: It’s a nice brush I spent hours picking one out that wouldn’t hurt you. It should feel nice!
Maya: IT FEELS WEIIRDDD!
Ty: Well, we gotta deal with this hair some how!
Maya: I can have a treat?
Ty: Sure you can have a treat.
Maya: And after, we go outside?
Ty: Ok. You can go outside after.
Maya: …..WE go outside.
Ty: Alright alright I’ll go outside with you.
Maya: Ok I will let you do the brush. Get the treats.
To all of you out there who are dealing with similar issues this shedding season;