Maya’s Goose

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Maya: Ty, can we please do something exciting today?

Ty: What did you have in mind?

Maya: Pawrk?

Ty: We did that yesterday…

Maya: and…?

Ty: Don’t you want to try something different? Why don’t we go play frisbee in the backyard?

Maya: Mmmmm nopes. Park is good. Let’s do that.

Ty: Last time you almost scared a goose to death though. I’m not sure you can behave well enough to go back yet.

Maya: I wasn’t gonna hurt him! I just wanted to do a play with him…

Ty: Well, he definitely didnt take it that way.

Maya: Well maybe he should calm down.

Ty: Maybe you should calm down.

Maya: You know I has no chill.

Ty: You could have seriously hurt him. You need to learn to be considerate of others. Especially when you are bigger than them.

Maya: I think we could be friends. We both like water, we both like running. Its pawfect.

Ty: I’m pretty sure he was only running because you were chasing him. Also, I happen to like those things! What’s wrong with me?

Maya: You is boring.

Ty: What?!

Maya: Um. Yeah?! You just sits at the table and do stares at your clickety clackety glowing box all day.

Ty: That’s my laptop! Im doing homework and writing about you on our website.

Maya: What is website? It sounds exciting can we go there??

Ty: …Let’s just go to the park.

Maya: YAY!!! I’M COMING FOR YOU MR. GOOSE!!

Ty: Young lady if you scare that goose again, I am going to ground you.

Maya: THIS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY EVVARRRRR!!!


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